When did our cul-de-sac become the place for your child to ride his new go-kart? Its been “whoo hoooing” outside my window for two hours. I saw the go-kart, it doesn’t look that fun. Also, your child is a selfish fatty who doesn’t share his toys. The other two boys who have had to endure your child’s “WHOO HOOO’s” for two hours ask him to let them drive it everytime his fat ass rolls by them.
I am extremely worried; They’re Mobilizing!
and might I add, a rip off of D.A.!! (Dumbledore’s Army)